Me: "Whale you be my valentine?" You: "Dolphinitely."

I have to take back what I said 2 sundays ago. Remember how I told you what the perfect love song was? Well, I was a little bit wrong. This is the most perfect love song (same artist, 'cause she's awesome! Actually, you should listen to her album because every song on it is very beautiful and adorable. Like The Chain. Her coolest albums are 'Everybody' and 'Girls and Boys'. I will now stop this incredibly long story between brackets and let you listen to the song!):

The video is sweet although I'm not very fond of clowns. Turns out, I'm not very fond of cows either, but I won't tell that story. It is too embarrassing. I'm not ready yet.

Girls, we need to talk

Today, I learned something during my Marketing lecture *gasp*
According to some kind of research, this is a list of a woman's "most treasured possessions":

1. Mother	11. Purse
2. Photographs	12. Car
3. Mobile phone	13. iPod
4. Best friend	14. Favourite shoes
5. Boyfriend	15. Tweezers
6. Diamond ring	16. Mascara
7. Pet	17. Cuddly toy
8. Laptop	18. Old Love letters
9. Hair straighteners	19. Diamond earrings
10. Handbag	20. Slippers

Source

Ladies, I'm shocked! Are we really that materialistic? (I find this a very difficult word to pronounce) I mean, as long as you don't have a best friend, your not going to need a phone. And a diamond ring? I never had a diamond ring, and I'm perfectly fine with it.
I do also disagree with the fact that a cuddly toy is less important than mascara and hair straighteners (what kind of women did they ask these questions?) A cuddly toy is very important and makes you feel happy!
So, here is a new list:

1. Mother
2. Best friend
3. Boy friend/Cuddly toy
4. Pet
5. Photographs

That is all you need. The rest is just naaaah... You don't really need it to be happy! And did you know your Loreal mascara is exactly the same as the cheap-ass mascara in your local supermarket. Yes, 'fo real!

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

This is one of my favorite tv shows. I heart SNL! Even the commercials are funny when you watch SNL. I wish it was broadcasted in the Netherlands. No, by 'it' I don't mean the stupid Dutch version.

What kind of weird habbit is that anyway? To make an awesome tv show into a lame Dutch tv show. It does not work AT ALL. That is like literally translating a saying... doesn't work.. It just doesn't work. Like the Dutch version of Everybody loves Raymond. Didn't work (although, the American one didn't really work for me as well) The Dutch version of The Daily Show. Didn't work. The Dutch version of Saturday Night Life will probably not work as well. Just stop ruin them! It is NOT cool! Specially not Saturday Night Life. That show is legendary! Period!

Stop it, Jan Jaap van der Wal. Find another obsession. Go make weird jokes I don't understand.

OM NOM NOM The Sequel

It looks awesome! I look like her now:
I know right! I came out of the shower, and all of a sudden my hair is longer, and it has MASSIVE volume! I have no idea where that came from! Thanks John Frieda!

OM NOM NOM...

There is a pile of foam on my head right now, as we speak! Yes, I'm dyeing my hair!
As for right now, it looks purple, it itches like hell and it crackles. I hope it turns into the medium chocolate brown:


Stay tuned for the final result! I'm stoked!

A perfect love song

(cute video)

"Let's get rich and buy everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance!" Let's do that!

Talking about sweaters, this is on my new sweater:


Pretty damn awesome, right?

Born from a Boombox!

I wish I could dance like that. When I dance, well, let's just say, it's funny. I have crazy dance moves.. personally, I think they are really awesome. But I can understand why people always make weird faces when I dance..

I love a good dance movie. Specially a dance movie with dance battles between two dance crews. (That is a lot of dance in one sentence.) With a lot of attitude and gangsta music. Sweeeeeeet! This little clip is from Step up 3 by the way. Yes, there are 3 step up movies and the 3th one is the coolest!

Honey, I'm hooooome!

Hi there! I'm back! Wanna know what I did? Here's a brief summary:

(I've been creative!)

And of course I have been the ultimate tourist:

I also saw Priscilla, queen of the desert the musical. Now, for those of you who have seen the movie, please check out the musical. It is so so so so much fun!!

For those of you who are thinking: Who the heck is Priscilla? Is she pretty? I found a youtube video from the musical. Hold on to your hats, you are about to be blown away. Meet Priscilla:

Now go and rent that movie! It is wicked awesome!