Girls, we need to talk

Today, I learned something during my Marketing lecture *gasp*
According to some kind of research, this is a list of a woman's "most treasured possessions":

1. Mother	11. Purse
2. Photographs	12. Car
3. Mobile phone	13. iPod
4. Best friend	14. Favourite shoes
5. Boyfriend	15. Tweezers
6. Diamond ring	16. Mascara
7. Pet	17. Cuddly toy
8. Laptop	18. Old Love letters
9. Hair straighteners	19. Diamond earrings
10. Handbag	20. Slippers

Source

Ladies, I'm shocked! Are we really that materialistic? (I find this a very difficult word to pronounce) I mean, as long as you don't have a best friend, your not going to need a phone. And a diamond ring? I never had a diamond ring, and I'm perfectly fine with it.
I do also disagree with the fact that a cuddly toy is less important than mascara and hair straighteners (what kind of women did they ask these questions?) A cuddly toy is very important and makes you feel happy!
So, here is a new list:

1. Mother
2. Best friend
3. Boy friend/Cuddly toy
4. Pet
5. Photographs

That is all you need. The rest is just naaaah... You don't really need it to be happy! And did you know your Loreal mascara is exactly the same as the cheap-ass mascara in your local supermarket. Yes, 'fo real!