Unbelievable!

I'm not very keen on dogs. I'm sorry, they are just not my type. Especially not after they have been outside and smell like something has been lying around for a couple of days. Not good. But I have a confession to make. I do like this dog:


Oh no, she diiii-iiin't. This dog just make me laugh like crazy. It's just, look at those tiny mountains of fat. It's like it has been raining cats and dogs (nice joke Robin, nice joke) and this dog had to stand outside for the whole storm and its body shrinked, but its skin didn't. So now he has too much skin for his tiny little body. I'm sorry, you should see me right now, I'm grinning like an idiot. My family is looking like me and thinking 'that gal needs some serious help'
I mean come ooooon! Don't you just want to look this dog in the eye (if you can find them underneath that overload of skin) and say: 'Gosh, you are some creature! Don't ever go outside again when it is raining. But you do look very cute. Would you like to take a walk with me on the beach?' The dog will say: "Oh, well. Alright, I guess I could take a walk." I imagine this dog to be a laid-back-beach-surf-dog.

If anyone is treatening me to steal my dolly unless I have a dog, I want this one. I'll call it Rusty. Rusty will be the mascot of "Cat The Warrior And The Lobster"